Showing posts with label Ellen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ellen. Show all posts

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Word Wall

I'm linking up with Jen at The Teacher's Cauldron for a linky party about Word Walls.



But- first... a squirrel funny...

My Kinder today comes to me and says


Mrs. S. I've got a funny story for you


... OK, let's hear it.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?


... Um, a really large animal that I wouldn't want to pick a fight with?


No.  (not amused by my answer)  You get a, oh, ell-if-I-know!!


... *blank stare, blink, blink... Do I laugh? (because it is funny, but that would just encourage it).  Do I say "Oh, we shouldn't tell jokes like that? (because that would squash his day... and really he has NO idea what he's saying sounds like "HELL IF I KNOW").  Instead...  I opt for "That's funny, hun, but please don't tell your friends, let's keep that joke just between me and you, OK?"







AN ELL-IF-I-KNOW??!!??  oh my word, that was probably the best joke I'd heard in a while- but so not school appropriate- it would fit more along the lines of Ellen's- Classic Joke Mondays  (Do you watch Ellen?  I'm still trying to figure out how to get her to ask me on the show- I'd love to be on her 12 Days of Giveaways at Christmas time- maybe she'll have a teacher show and invite me.  *a girl can dream, right?!*)


OK- back to my post- Linky Party-Word Wall- oh yeah:

Here's mine.  I wish I could tell you where I got the cute tags. It was a blog, but when I 'apple+I' the file on my computer (Mac users use those key commands to get info about the file) I get a website through Scribd- and when I go back to it to see the author it says it's been removed... so I'm sorry I can't lead you to where to find those fun little labels- but anywho- here's some pics of my word wall.

 Fun fact:  I got that cash register on the table below it for $2.00 at the Goodwill- and it WORKS!!!  The kids love it :)
 I just cut bulletin board border in 1/3 so the lines weren't so thick.

So there you have it- my Word Wall!  I ask my cadet teacher (from the local high school) to keep my words current- otherwise I find myself getting behind!

Link up!

What's your favorite Ellen segment??

I love her dance dares.  I wish I was pregnant so I can do the pregnant dance dare challenge she has issued for Mother's Day- hilarious!!

TGtomorrowIF