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My Kinder today comes to me and says
Mrs. S. I've got a funny story for you
... OK, let's hear it.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
... Um, a really large animal that I wouldn't want to pick a fight with?
No. (not amused by my answer) You get a, oh, ell-if-I-know!!
... *blank stare, blink, blink... Do I laugh? (because it is funny, but that would just encourage it). Do I say "Oh, we shouldn't tell jokes like that? (because that would squash his day... and really he has NO idea what he's saying sounds like "HELL IF I KNOW"). Instead... I opt for "That's funny, hun, but please don't tell your friends, let's keep that joke just between me and you, OK?"
AN ELL-IF-I-KNOW??!!?? oh my word, that was probably the best joke I'd heard in a while- but so not school appropriate- it would fit more along the lines of Ellen's- Classic Joke Mondays (Do you watch Ellen? I'm still trying to figure out how to get her to ask me on the show- I'd love to be on her 12 Days of Giveaways at Christmas time- maybe she'll have a teacher show and invite me. *a girl can dream, right?!*)
OK- back to my post- Linky Party-Word Wall- oh yeah:
Here's mine. I wish I could tell you where I got the cute tags. It was a blog, but when I 'apple+I' the file on my computer (Mac users use those key commands to get info about the file) I get a website through Scribd- and when I go back to it to see the author it says it's been removed... so I'm sorry I can't lead you to where to find those fun little labels- but anywho- here's some pics of my word wall.
What's your favorite Ellen segment??
I love her dance dares. I wish I was pregnant so I can do the pregnant dance dare challenge she has issued for Mother's Day- hilarious!!